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PostSubject: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:18 pm

Numero uno.

Me : Do you know why thailand get hit by a tsunami?
You : No.
Me : Beacuse they had dry humor!
You : Very funny -_-
Me : You've got no humor i've heard a tsunami is coming to your country! (haha get it? you have no humor so a tsunami is coming to your country)

Numero ehm... duo?

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ok my brain is fail and i can't remember anymore bad jokes i've done right now (even tho i do them all the time)


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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:19 pm

lol, actually isn't it Tsunami? Well it is in my first language XD

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PostSubject: fixed   Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:15 pm

ExSiN wrote:
lol, actually isn't it Tsunami? Well it is in my first language XD
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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:37 am

Ok, you guys ready for this horrible joke?
I made it up when I was like 10:
What do you call a fear of McDonalds?
A Mcphobia...
BAHAHAHAHA. Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:06 am

My father always say, when we go eat at McDonald, Lets eat some McShit!

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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:02 am

So this is one of my dad's jokes

A person goes to buy a horse, theres a black and white one

The guy asks "Hey, how much?"

The stablemaster responded "Which one?"

"Uhh, the white one."

"50 cents"

"Ok, well what about the black one?"

"50 cents..."

The joke being that both of them are 50cents but the guy asked which one...heh
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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:23 am

You know whats funnier then all the jokes in this bad joke forum? The title of this particular forum. It doesn't make any damn sense. "Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do." LOL


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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:31 am

All bad jokes aside, I have a pretty good joke.

Three blondes are trapped on an island and they find a magic lamp. They all start to fight over the lamp together, when out pops the genie. He laughs then says "I will split the three wishes among you all." The first blonde says "I wish I was 25% smarter." Her hair got a little bit darker and she decided to swim off the island. The second blonde says "I wish to be 50% smarter." Her hair turned black and she built a small raft and went across. The last blonde said "I wish I was 100% smarter." She then turned into a man and walked across the bridge.


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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:23 am

Best joke on the forum! Ahahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:41 am

I lol'd!

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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly boring random jokes that doesn't have anything with lol to do.   Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:35 pm

hahah sexist but good

Here's one thats not too bad

3 preisdents on separate airplanes, U.S., India and Pakistani (countries as I heard them lol)

The American president says "I have too many quarters in my cabinet" and he throws one out of his plane

The Indian president says "I have too many shoes in my cabinet (should be thailand or phillipines imo Razz)" and throws one out the window

THe Pakistani president says "I have too many terrorists in my country" and throws a bomb out the window.



Upon landing, the U.S. President notices a guy crying and asks him what happened, he says "A quarter came from the sky and hit me on the head"

The Indian president sees someone crying and he says" A shoe came from the sky and hit me on the head"


The Pakistani president, sees someone laughing hysterically. He asks him what's going on and he says " I farted and my house blew up"....
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